April 3, 2006

Lagi males posting

Filed under: General

So gue copy paste aja. :) Kocak abis, especially now. Hehehehe.

Quotes on why men shouldn’t get married

Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
–Scottish Proverb

I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
–Sam Kinison

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too.
–H. L. Mencken

“A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.”
- U2

- Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering
- Anonymous

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
- Anonymous

Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
- Anonymous

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always.
–Anonymous

I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?” She said, “Somewhere I have never been!” I told her, “How about the kitchen?”
–Anonymous

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
- Anonymous

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late for the garbage?” Following her down the street I yelled, “No, jump in.”
–Anonymous

Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to get married. He says “the wedding rings look like minature handcuffs…..”
–Anonymous

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first? The Dog of course..! .at least he’ll shut up after you let him in!
–Anonymous

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